India’s Fiery Retaliation: Enter the C100!
As the world scrambles to respond to DeepSeek’s H100 obsession, one nation has decided to take matters into its own hands: India. In a move equal parts brilliant and absurd, India has announced plans to create its own GPU to rival the H100. The C100—or as it’s affectionately called, the “Curry-100”—aims to blend high computational power with the unbeatable efficiency of India’s IT workforce. But wait, it gets better. India’s counterstrike is also deeply personal. Their GPU project has been code-named Deepak Singh, after a fictional superhero programmer whose tagline is reportedly, “Data is spicy; let’s make it hotter.” Critics have mocked the name, calling it “too Bollywood,” but insiders say the Curry-100 project is deadly serious. Reports indicate that India has already placed an order for millions of chips from Nvidia, ensuring they’ll have the firepower to compete with DeepSeek. Some experts suggest this could lead to an all-out “chip war,” but at least it’ll be one with excellent snacks.
You can talk to Deep Sikh on your right, He is very much responsible for this global GPU shortage, hopefully he works as they intend
